Normal Blog

I decide that my original blog was heading towards being just random crap that pops into my head, and would disturb people who didn't want to read that sort of stuff from me. So Instead of censoring it for normal people not wanting to hear my rantings and ravings and are instead more interested in what I'm up to and all the exciting day to life events the I happen to.

Well today's exciting event that I happened to was work. It was actually pretty mundane until I started e-mail my kiwi friends and telling them how much they'll lose the cricket by, how terrible their team is, and generally questioning their right to co-exist alongside Australia as being 'human beings'. Before I get nasty replies that all Aussie bashing in response, I'm just getting my shots in early in case we lose on Friday. Can't let my friends get away with giving me grief about anything. When all my Kiwi friends realised I was doing exactly this they started ignoring my e-mails, and I had to find something more interesting to partake in.

Noticing that one of the fraud control guys was in a meeting, I decided that making a mess of his workspace would pass an easy ten minutes, and provide me with something to laugh about for w little while. So I covered his entire desk with plastic cups from the water cooler. I know it's only mildly annoying, and not overly nasty, but I was in a patient mood, and found homes for all my little cup friends. And when he got back to his desk I explained to him about the 'Great plastic cup migration'. Here are the basics:
- Around this time every year, a select group of plastic cups in their prime will venture forth seeking wetter climates to fulfill their liquid holding destiny.
-Often a stray group will get confused and congregate on the desk of someone who sweats profusely under pressure, as they over estimate the supply of moisture in the area. Another variation of this is that they may congregate on the desk of someone with verbal diarrhoea for much the same reason, (As he wasted no time explaining to me when I came back from the toilet to find my desk covered in cups that looked remarkably similar to the ones that had previously been on his desk, but which he assured me had just gotten tired and gone to sleep in his desk draw, but who I couldn't see as they were tired and he didn't want to interfere with the natural way of things)
-At this point I politely swallowed my pride and put the cups away and did a little work, having to admit that I underestimated the level he would bring himself down to in order to put one over me. And the fact that the director was coming out of a meeting and would not have been impressed with the beautiful sight of migrating cups.

In other exciting news, I finished my exam yesterday. Hooray. So now I have 6 weeks to enjoy sunshine lollipops and rainbows before my results arrive.

And Now I'm bored so I'm publishing what I have :)